Two years ago, in the midst of Avian Flu scares, I typed up a quick Foodie's Apocalypse Kit
... a nice grouping of emergency preparedness items I felt (and still feel) FEMA and the Red Cross really missed the boat on.
Now that two years have passed and the flu scare headlines have been replaced with the terror du jour
, folks may have forgotten their annual apocalypse kit freshness review. So... How're those expiration dates looking? National holidays ought to correspond to the practical needs of the citizenry, so shouldn't the second Thursday of January always be Check Your Apocalypse Kit Day?
As we all take a moment to take stock of our stockpiles, I think it's particularly appropriate to plan for a very practical emergency preparedness component that FEMA forgets: Vice.
Tucked in alongside the 10 Essentials
, addicts of every stripe need to lay in stock for their needs. Stressful times are not the right moments to quit smoking or try to kick the caffeine.
There's three underrated bug-out bag
essentials I'm thinking about at the moment: Coffee, Chocolate and Hard Liquor.
Coffee is a no-brainer for bean-worshipers like me. It's le soma quotidien
. I feel ooky without it. Ooky is most certainly not
what I want to feel if there's anything that's required of me.
Chocolate isn't much of a mental stretch, either. If there's a disaster, you're probably going to feel very unhappy and uncomfortable. For most people, chocolate is something soothing and pleasant. A staple diet of brown rice and canned beans might keep the body working, but a nip of good chocolate is food for the spirit.
I've already mentioned the liquor in brief, but as it's still not on any emergency preparedness list I've ever seen, I'm pressed to make my case with more persuasive detail.
Even if — like me — you're no fan of clear liquors like vodka (or whiskey, or rum), said fluid should be de rigueur
for nearly anyone's go-bag. Aside from obvious benefits as a mental balm during hard times, liquor is endlessly useful:
- It sterilizes wounds and cleans tools.
- Liquor preserves foods.
- It's a local anesthetic and disinfectant. Use it on cuts and broken blisters.
- For painless bandage removal, rub a vodka-soaked cloth on the bandage to dissolve the adhesive.
- Liquor can be used as an accelerant.
- I've not tried it, but vodka's rumored to take the sting out of jellyfish encounters and poison ivy incidents
- Liquor is a commodity that maintains its value. Trade it to the neighbors for something you want or need.
I was around for the Northeast Blackout of 2003
, and I can tell you with great certainty that in the sudden absence of electricity, people become very interested in clean water, long-burning candles and a good, stiff drink.
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