This post marks Day 4 of Miss Ginsu's 2007 Advent Calendar. To click into other days and other projects, use the calendar page to navigate. Also: Happy Hanukkah!
When it comes to cocoa, there are distinct camps. I think of them as the Swiss Misstics and the Chocovores.
Identifying the Parties
The Swiss Misstic thinks the Chocovore is a pompous twit. The Chocovore sees the Swiss Misstic as a philistine. It's a war over definition.
What nobody understands is the very simple difference at hand. The classic Swiss Misstic is looking for something like warmed milk with chocolate in it. The Chocovore is looking for something like warmed chocolate with milk in it.
It's a difference of ratio, decoration and price vs. quality.
Epistrophy (on Mott Street) serves up a cream-covered hedonist treat for Swiss Misstics
The Swiss Misstics
The classic Misstic is looking for a warm cup of comfort. If it comes with whipped cream, chocolate drizzles, flavored syrups, mini marshmallows or cookies for dipping, that's all the better, but the Misstic is easy to please. Just serve up a powdered mix and hot water or chocolate syrup mixed into warmed milk.
Here's a quick recipe for homemade cocoa mix. Mix up a packet and give it to your favorite Misstic along with instructions and a cute mug.
Homemade Cocoa Mix (Makes about 7 1/2 cups of mix)
5 cups dry milk
1 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 cups granulated sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup crushed candy canes
1 cup mini marshmallows
1/2 cup mini chocolate chips
1. Blend ingredients.
2. Store in an airtight container or plastic bag.
3. To make a single serving, combine 1/4 cup mix and 3/4 cup hot water in a mug. Stir well to blend.
The chocolate at St. Helen Cafe (in Brooklyn) is dark and rich under all that foam.
A Chocovore insists on splendor. It's high-quality chocolate or none at all. You'll rarely see ornamentation on the chocovore's cuppa, and if you do, it's probably something simple, like chocolate shavings. Give the chocovore something made with whole milk and melted dark chocolate nibs (at least 70%). Chocovores also enjoy name dropping. Give them packs of Jacques Torres, MarieBelle, Schokinag Drinking Chocolate or Vosges Couture Cocoa.
To each, his own (cup)
I think we can all get along. Mutual understanding is the key to peace between the factions this holiday season.
If you're mixing up hot chocolate at a holiday party, you can easily please Misstics and Chocovores alike.
Adjustable Hot Chocolate
Add a cup of milk for each cocoa drinker to a saucepan and heat on medium, incorporating pieces of bittersweet chocolate with a whisk until the liquid matches the correct color scheme (see below).
You'll stop early for the Misstics, offering up mugs of lighter-colored liquid topped with marshmallows or whipped cream and chocolate drizzles.
Keep whisking in chocolate for the chocovores. Offer decorations, but don't be offended if they just want their fix straight up.
Use the following chart for color reference:
However you drink your cocoa, I wish good cheer to all, and to all, a good cup!