this cheese will self-destruct in 5... 4...

A top-secret dispatch from O. — one of our agents in the heartland:

"I almost called you on Saturday.

If I had my cell phone with me would have.

We went to the XXXXX Farmers’ Market, and I found a lovely little cheese stand.

They were selling raw sheep’s milk cheese, but to get around “the law” they were selling it as “fish bait”.

There was even a sign stating how it was illegal to sell as cheese, so they had to sell it as fish bait.

I bought some on principle.

Thought you would like to know."

Inform the underground... Viva La Revolución!