Cutest. Lock. Ever.

Fresh off Lifehacker, one of my omigodwhatwouldidowithoutit links, it's the Pint Lock, an ingenious system for keeping your 'scream safe from the prying paws of roomies, coworkers, kids and other sneakthieves with industrious spoons.

(Unfortunately, it's merely deterrent, since anyone with half a nut's worth of sense will just flip the pint over and saw it open with a serrated knife.)