Miss Ginsu: Intrepid Culinary Explorer

USDA to America: Stuff Yourself With Veg

Top food story today: New USDA Dietary Guidelines for Americans released yesterday.

In short:
  • No, you're still not exercising as much as you should.
  • That 5-a-day fruit & veg thing? Just kidding. Yeah, that's gonna be 9-a-day, kids.
  • Drop the Atkins and back away slowly with your hands above your head.

    You'll see me strapping on my adidas to jog to Chop't every evening for my government-mandated vegetation binge.

  • 1.13.2005

    1 Comments:

    Blogger retarius said...

    it is sad that some people think "all you can eat" is a good thing. it is also sad that people can't tell the difference between good food and crap.

    1/14/2005  

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