Please Don't Eat The Hippos
AFP photo 1/6/05
I know it's tempting to become infatuated with hippos, based on the cute AFP tortoise-hippo lovefest photos out in the press, but please, people... take great care before you decide to adopt one.
Did you know they ooze pink goo? Do you know they're known to attack beautiful women? These are dangerous wild animals, folks.
And for everyone's benefit, I urge you all to stop eating hippo meat. Eating giant endangered tortoises is still fine, of course.
2 Comments:
Where the pink goo come from?
Hippos secrete an oily pinkish-reddish substance that protects their skin. I'll link it in the text...
-MG
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