Hot Lovin'

Hot and cold and sweet all over. My precious. My love. The one that's never done me wrong. My hot fudge sundae.

The HFS has been around (since 1906). He's been been there (born at C.C. Browns, a Hollywood Boulevard ice cream parlor on in Los Angeles); he's done that (Kellogg's introduced Hot Fudge Sundae Frozen Pop Tarts July 8... consider me extremely skeptical).

Make mine the classic. Dress him up with crushed nuts and hold the cherry, please.