I'm in favor of #8

Top ten things to do now that school is out
By G. Decker-Lee

1. Party
2. Play pranks on everybody
3. Eat all the junk you saved up over the school year and go to sleep three hours early and wake up feeling stupid and throw up
4. Beg your parents for another five hours of watching tv
5. Think of one thousand excuses not to do your summer assignments
6. Go to the park and get really wet
7. Ask your parents to give you a bigger allowance
8. Make a book of nasty comments you can use in the upcoming months
9. Hide inside the darkest place inside your house and listen to your parents freak out
10. Make a list of things you should do now that school is out

Appropriated from issue 21 of my favorite ‘zine, neighborhoodBoy (Written by LIC elementary school kids. Available at TEN63 in Long Island City, Queens.)