A dream come true!

This is it! The solution I've seeking for oh-so long! (Kinda looks like Pacman yawning, right?)

Yes, kids—it's naptime: Metronaps

For about a year now, I've been trying to come up with a way to create a business that would sell little soundproofed nap cubicles that a sleepy individual far from her comfy bed could use for just a half-hour or so.

The problem, of course, was not with making little soundproofed cubicles. The problem was with people gettin' down in those soundproofed cubicles. For some reason, the law seems to frown upon such foolishness.

But this guy's got it all figured out. Soundproofed pods. Happy little nappie chairs for your happy little nappies. Now if people would only take my advice and use them.

This trend needs to catch on, people. The world (well, this part of it, anyway) needs more naps! We'll all be less crabby and more fun when the nap quotient increases.

Siesta! Siesta! Siesta!